the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
science side why this do that
water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle
thank u science side
I’m curious, why do you follow me?
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.
Robert has no regrets.
dash is named dash because he runs really fast
violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye
so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power
jack of all trades because he has so many powers
whats the plural of dubstep
dubsteps or dubstairs
If you fall down dubstairs would that be a bass drop